Enter
Lucio
and two
Gentlemen
.
Lucio.
If the duke, with the other dukes, come not to composition with the King of Hungary, why then all the dukes fall upon the king.
First Gent.
Heaven grant us its peace, but not the
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King of Hungary’s!
Sec. Gent.
Amen.
Lucio.
Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, that went to sea with the Ten Commandments, but scraped one out of the table.
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Sec. Gent.
‘Thou shalt not steal’?
Lucio.
Ay, that he razed.
First Gent.
Why, ’twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions: they put forth to steal. There’s not a soldier of us all, that, in the
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thanksgiving
before
meat,
do
relish the petition well that prays for peace.
Sec. Gent.
I never heard any soldier dislike it.
Lucio.
I believe thee; for I think thou never wast where grace was said.
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Sec. Gent.
No? a dozen times at least.
First Gent.
What, in metre?
Lucio.
In any proportion or in any language.
First Gent.
I think, or in any religion.
Lucio.
Ay, why not? Grace is grace, despite of all
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controversy: as, for example, thou thyself art a wicked villain, despite of all grace.
First Gent.
Well, there went but a pair of shears between us.
Lucio.
I grant; as there may between the
lists
and the
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velvet. Thou art the list.
First Gent.
And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet; thou’rt a three-piled piece, I warrant thee: I had as lief be a list of an English kersey, as be piled, as thou art piled, for a French velvet. Do I speak feelingly now?
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Lucio.
I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin thy health; but, whilst I live, forget to drink after thee.
First Gent.
I think I have done myself wrong, have
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I not?
Sec. Gent.
Yes, that thou hast, whether thou art tainted or free.
Lucio.
Behold, behold
, where Madam Mitigation comes!
I have
purchased as many diseases under her roof
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as come to—
Sec. Gent.
To what, I pray?
Lucio.
Judge.
Sec. Gent.
To three thousand
dolours
a year.
First Gent.
Ay, and more.
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Lucio.
A French crown more.
First Gent.
Thou art always figuring diseases in me; but thou art full of error; I am sound.
Lucio.
Nay, not as one would say, healthy; but so sound as things that are hollow: thy bones are hollow;
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impiety has made a feast of thee.
First Gent.
How now! which of your hips has the most profound sciatica?
Mrs Ov.
Well, well; there’s one yonder arrested and carried to prison was worth five thousand of you all.
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Sec. Gent.
Who’s that, I pray thee?
Mrs Ov.
Marry, sir, that’s Claudio, Signior Claudio.
First Gent.
Claudio to prison? ’tis not so.
Mrs Ov.
Nay, but I know ’tis so: I saw him arrested; saw him carried away; and, which is more, within these
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three days his
head
to be chopped off.
Lucio.
But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so. Art thou sure of this?
Mrs Ov.
I am too sure of it: and it is for getting
Madam Julietta with child.
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Lucio.
Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since, and he was ever precise in promise-keeping.
Sec. Gent.
Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose.
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First Gent.
But, most of all, agreeing with the proclamation.
Lucio.
Away! let’s go learn the truth of it.
Exeunt Lucio and Gentlemen.
Mrs Ov.
Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat, what with the gallows, and what with poverty, I am
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custom-shrunk.
How now! what’s the news with you?
Pom.
Yonder man is carried to prison.
Mrs Ov.
Well; what has he done?
Pom.
A woman.
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Mrs Ov.
But what’s his offence?
Pom.
Groping for trouts in a peculiar river.
Mrs Ov.
What, is there a maid with child by him?
Pom.
No, but there’s a woman
with maid
by him.
You have not heard of the proclamation, have you?
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Mrs Ov.
What proclamation, man?
Pom.
All
houses
in the suburbs of Vienna must be plucked down.
Mrs Ov.
And what shall become of those in the city?
Pom.
They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too,
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but that a wise burgher put in for them.
Mrs Ov.
But shall
all
our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down?
Pom.
To the ground, mistress.
Mrs Ov.
Why, here’s a change indeed in the commonwealth!
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What shall become of me?
Pom.
Come; fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients: though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I’ll be your tapster still. Courage! there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your
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eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered.
Mrs Ov.
What’s to do here, Thomas tapster? let’s withdraw.
Pom.
Here comes Signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison; and there’s Madam Juliet.
Exeunt.
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Claud.
Fellow, why dost thou show me thus to the world?
Bear me to prison, where I am committed.
Prov.
I do it not in evil disposition,
But from
Lord
Angelo by special charge.
Re-enter
Lucio
and two
Gentlemen
.
Lucio.
Why, how now, Claudio! whence comes this restraint?
Claud.
From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty:
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As surfeit is the father of much fast,
So
every scope
by the immoderate use
Turns to restraint. Our natures do pursue,
Like rats that ravin down their proper bane,
A thirsty evil
; and when we drink we die.
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Lucio.
If I could speak so wisely under an arrest, I would send for certain of my creditors: and yet, to say the truth, I had as lief have the foppery of freedom as the
morality
of imprisonment. What’s thy offence, Claudio?
Claud.
What but to speak of would offend again.
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Lucio.
What, is’t murder?
Claud.
No.
Lucio.
Lechery?
Claud.
Call it so.
Prov.
Away, sir! you must go.
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Claud.
One word, good friend. Lucio, a word with you.
Lucio.
A hundred, if they’ll do you any good.
Is lechery so look’d after?
Claud.
Thus stands it with me:—upon a true contract
I got possession of Julietta’s bed:
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You know the lady
; she is fast my wife,
Save that we do the
denunciation
lack
Of outward order: this we came not to,
Only for
propagation
of a dower
Remaining in the coffer of her friends;
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From whom we thought it meet to hide our love
Till time had made them for us. But it chances
The stealth of our
most
mutual entertainment
With character too gross is writ
on
Juliet.
Lucio.
With child, perhaps?
Claud.
Unhappily, even so.
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And the new Deputy now for the Duke,—
Whether it be the
fault and glimpse
of newness,
Or whether that the body public be
A horse whereon the governor doth ride,
Who, newly in the seat, that it may know
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He can command, lets it straight feel the spur;
Whether the tyranny be in his place,
Or in his eminence that fills it up.
I stagger in:—but this new governor
Awakes me all the enrolled penalties
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Which have, like unscour’d armour, hung by the wall
So long, that
nineteen
zodiacs have gone round,
And none of them been worn; and, for a name,
Now puts the drowsy and neglected act
Freshly on me: ’tis surely for a name.
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Lucio.
I warrant
it is
: and thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders, that a milkmaid, if
she be
in love, may sigh it off. Send after the duke, and appeal to him.
Claud.
I have done so, but he’s not to be found.
I prithee, Lucio, do me this kind service:
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This day my sister should the cloister enter
And there receive her approbation:
Acquaint her with the danger of my state;
Implore her, in my
voice
, that she make friends
To the strict deputy; bid herself assay him:
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I have great hope in that; for in her
youth
There is a
prone
and speechless dialect,
Such as
move
men;
beside
, she hath prosperous art
When she will play with reason and discourse,
And well she can persuade.
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Lucio.
I pray she may; as well for the encouragement of the like, which else would stand
under
grievous
imposition
, as for
the enjoying of
thy life,
who I would
be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I’ll to
her
.
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Claud.
I thank you, good friend Lucio.
Lucio.
Within two hours.
Claud.
Come, officer, away!
Exeunt.
Enter
Duke
and
Friar Thomas
.
Duke.
No, holy father; throw away that thought;
Believe not that the dribbling dart of love
Can pierce a complete
bosom
. Why I desire thee
To give me secret harbour, hath a purpose
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More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends
Of burning youth.
Fri. T.
May your grace speak of it?
Duke.
My holy sir, none better knows than you
How I have ever loved the life removed,
And held in idle price to haunt assemblies
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Where youth, and cost,
and witless
bravery
keeps
.
I have deliver’d to Lord Angelo,
A man of
stricture
and firm abstinence,
My absolute power and place here in Vienna,
And he supposes me travell’d to Poland;
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For
so I have strew’d it in the common ear,
And so it is received. Now, pious sir,
You will demand of me why I do this?
Fri. T.
Gladly, my lord.
Duke.
We have strict statutes and most biting laws,
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The needful bits and curbs
to
headstrong
weeds
,
Which for
this fourteen
years we have let
slip
;
Even like an o’ergrown lion in a cave,
That goes not out to prey. Now, as fond fathers,
Having bound up the threatening twigs of birch,
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Only
to
stick it in their children’s sight
For
terror
, not to use, in time
the rod
Becomes more
mock’d
than fear’d; so our decrees.
Dead to infliction, to themselves are dead;
And liberty plucks justice by the nose;
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The baby beats the nurse, and quite athwart
Goes all decorum.
Fri. T.
It rested in your Grace
To unloose this tied-up justice when you pleased:
And it in you more dreadful would have seem’d
Than in Lord Angelo.
Duke.
I
do
fear, too dreadful:
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Sith ’twas my fault to give the people scope,
’Twould be my tyranny to strike and gall them
For what I bid them do: for we bid this
be done
,
When evil deeds have their permissive pass,
And not
the
punishment. Therefore,
indeed
, my father,
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I have on Angelo imposed the office;
Who may, in the ambush of my name, strike home,
And yet my nature never in the
fight
To do in slander
.
And
to behold his sway,
I will, as ’twere a brother of your order,
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Visit both prince and people: therefore,
I
prithee,
Supply me with the habit, and instruct me
How I may formally
in person bear me
Like a true friar. More reasons for this action
At
our
more leisure shall I render you;
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Only, this one: Lord Angelo is precise;
Stands at a guard with envy; scarce confesses
That his blood flows, or that his appetite
Is more to bread than stone: hence shall we see,
If power change purpose, what our seemers be.
Exeunt.
Enter
Isabella
and
Francisca
.
Isab.
And have you nuns no farther privileges?
Fran.
Are not these large enough?
Isab.
Yes, truly: I speak not as desiring more;
But rather wishing a more strict restraint
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Upon the
sisterhood, the votarists
of Saint Clare.
Lucio
[
within
]. Ho! Peace be in this place!
Isab.
Who’s that which calls?
Fran.
It is a man’s voice. Gentle Isabella,
Turn you the key, and know his business of him;
You may, I may not; you are yet unsworn.
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When you have vow’d, you must not speak with men
But in the presence of the prioress:
Then, if you speak, you must not show your face;
Or, if you show your face, you must not speak.
He calls again; I pray you, answer him.
Exit.
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Isab.
Peace and prosperity! Who is’t that calls?
Enter
Lucio
.
Lucio.
Hail, virgin, if you be, as those cheek-roses
Proclaim you are no less! Can you so stead me
As bring me to the sight of Isabella,
A novice of this place, and the fair sister
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To her unhappy brother Claudio?
Isab.
Why, ‘her unhappy brother’? let me ask
The rather, for I now must make you know
I am that Isabella and his sister.
Lucio.
Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greets you:
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Not to be weary with you, he’s in prison.
Isab.
Woe me! for what?
Lucio.
For that which
, if myself might be his judge,
He should receive his punishment in thanks:
He hath got his friend with child.
Isab.
Sir,
make me not your story
.
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Lucio.
It is true.
I would not
—though ’tis my familiar sin
With maids to seem the lapwing, and to jest,
Tongue far from heart—play with all virgins so:
I hold you as a thing ensky’d and sainted;
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By your renouncement, an immortal spirit;
And to be talk’d with in sincerity,
As with a saint.
Isab.
You do blaspheme the good in mocking me.
Lucio.
Do not believe it. Fewness and truth, ’tis thus:—
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Your brother and his lover
have
embraced:
As those that feed grow full,—as blossoming time,
That from the
seedness
the bare fallow
brings
To teeming foison,—even so her plenteous womb
Expresseth
his
full tilth and husbandry.
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Isab.
Some one with child by him?—My cousin Juliet?
Lucio.
Is she your cousin?
Isab.
Adoptedly; as school-maids change their names
By vain, though apt, affection.
Lucio.
She it is.
Isab.
O, let him
marry her.
Lucio.
This is the point.
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The duke
is
very strangely gone from hence;
Bore many gentlemen, myself being one,
In hand,
and
hope of action: but we
do
learn
By those that know the very nerves of state,
His
givings-out
were of an infinite distance
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From his true-meant design. Upon his place,
And with full line of his authority,
Governs Lord Angelo; a man whose blood
Is very snow-broth; one who never feels
The wanton stings and motions of the sense,
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But doth rebate and blunt
his
natural edge
With profits of the mind, study and fast.
He—to give fear to use and liberty,
Which have
for long
run by the hideous law,
As mice by lions—hath pick’d out an act,
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Under whose heavy sense your brother’s life
Falls into forfeit: he arrests him on it;
And follows close the rigour of the statute,
To make him an example. All
hope is
gone,
Unless you have the grace by your fair prayer
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To soften Angelo: and that’s my
pith of business
’
Twixt
you and your poor brother.
Isab.
Doth he
so seek
his life?
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Isab.
Alas! what poor ability’s in me
To do him good?
Lucio.
Assay the power you have.
Isab.
My power? Alas, I doubt,—
Lucio.
Our doubts are traitors,
And
make
us lose the good we oft might win
By fearing to attempt. Go to Lord Angelo,
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And let him learn to know, when maidens sue,
Men give like gods; but when they weep and kneel,
All their petitions are as
freely
theirs
As they themselves would owe them.
Isab.
I’ll see what I can do.
Lucio.
But speedily.
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Isab.
I will about it straight;
No longer staying but to give the Mother
Notice of my affair. I humbly thank you:
Commend me to my brother: soon at night
I’ll send him certain word of my success.
Lucio.
I take my leave of you.
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Isab.
Good sir, adieu.
Exeunt.